Halal that song!

I like big butts and I cannot lie because I’m Muslim.

(tweeted)

I’ll make love to you, my lawfully wedded wife
Like you want me to
Unless you want it anally
Because that’s forbidden in our religion

And I’ll hold you tight
Baby all through the night
Right until dawn then we have to shower and pray

I remember you said, “Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead” unless you consider making me your second wife.

I could drink a case of non-alcoholic you, darling. And I would still be on my feet because nobody gets drunk on plain water.